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Twain, Mark. The Innocents Abroad or The New Pilgrims Progress (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 1.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 1 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)


CONTENTS

Preface

I. We Go to See Kings

II. Our Paddle-Wheels Go 'Round

III. Fine Day at Sea? "Oh, My!"

IV.  Our Singing Provokes Head-Winds

V.  The Watch That Couldn't Keep Up

VI. The Poor, Shiftless, Lazy Azoreans

VII.  Gibraltar -- A "Gob" on a Shingle

VIII. Morocco, Where Riches Have Stings

IX. The Frenchman's Sacred Cat-Mat

X. The Marseillaises Misunderstand Us

XI. The Melancholy Château d'If

XII. France Is A Bewitching Garden

XIII. Napoleon and Abdul Aziz See Us

XIV.  We Shudder at the Can-Can

XV.  Down with the Dastardly Abelard!

XVI. Versailles Entrances Us

XVII. Oh, The Superb Genoese Ladies!
          Genoa -- Superb but Tomb-like

XVIII.  Milan - A Poem in Marble

XIX.  Who Glorifies Poor Mr. Laura?

XX.  Como? Pshaw! See Lake Tahoe

XXI.  Luigi to the Rescue! Whoop!

XXII.  Gondolas Are Water-Hearses

XXIII.  We Master the Old Masters

XXIV.  Galileo's Pendulum in the Duomo

XXV.  Why Don't They Rob Their Churches?

XXVI. Rome and St. Peters Overwhelm Us

XXVII.  Rare Sport -- Guying the Guides