Mark Twain's (Burlesque) Autobiography (1871, reprinted 1910)

Mark Twain's (Burlesque) Autobiography (Cleveland, OH: The Ormeril Company, 1910) [12-page pamphlet] - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)

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The Innocents Abroad - Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 1

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Twain, Mark. The Innocents Abroad or The New Pilgrims Progress (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 1.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 1 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)


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Preface

I. We Go to See Kings

II. Our Paddle-Wheels Go 'Round

III. Fine Day at Sea? "Oh, My!"

IV.  Our Singing Provokes Head-Winds

V.  The Watch That Couldn't Keep Up

VI. The Poor, Shiftless, Lazy Azoreans

VII.  Gibraltar -- A "Gob" on a Shingle

VIII. Morocco, Where Riches Have Stings

IX. The Frenchman's Sacred Cat-Mat

X. The Marseillaises Misunderstand Us

XI. The Melancholy Château d'If

XII. France Is A Bewitching Garden

XIII. Napoleon and Abdul Aziz See Us

XIV.  We Shudder at the Can-Can

XV.  Down with the Dastardly Abelard!

XVI. Versailles Entrances Us

XVII. Oh, The Superb Genoese Ladies!
          Genoa -- Superb but Tomb-like

XVIII.  Milan - A Poem in Marble

XIX.  Who Glorifies Poor Mr. Laura?

XX.  Como? Pshaw! See Lake Tahoe

XXI.  Luigi to the Rescue! Whoop!

XXII.  Gondolas Are Water-Hearses

XXIII.  We Master the Old Masters

XXIV.  Galileo's Pendulum in the Duomo

XXV.  Why Don't They Rob Their Churches?

XXVI. Rome and St. Peters Overwhelm Us

XXVII.  Rare Sport -- Guying the Guides

The Innocents Abroad - Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 2

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Above: Mark Twain in 1868, at the time he wrote Innocents Abroad

Twain, Mark. The Innocents Abroad or The New Pilgrim's Progress (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 2.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 2 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)


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I. The Good-Natured Brother of Skulls

II.  How Vesuvius Is Climbed

III.  The Rags and Riches of Naples

IV.  Pompeii and the Proud Sentinel

V. Seeing Athens by Stealth -- and Moonlight

VI.  Constantinople the Bewildering

VII.  Morals and Whiskey are Scarce

VIII.  In Sebastopol the Battered

IX. What Richlieu and Odessa Did for Each Other

X. We Visit the Czar of All the Russias

XI. Smyrniste Girls are Beautiful

XII.  Who Took The Oysters Up The Hill?

XIII. Ephesus: A World of Precious Relics

XIV. Our Luxurious Camp on Lebanon

XV.  We Meet Noah's Family

XVI. Baalbec The Beautiful and Mysterious

XVII.  I Drink Out of Anantas's Well

XVIII. Nimrod's Tomb, at Jonesborough

XIX. By Ain Mellahah, The Desolate

XX. The Blank Voice of the Turtle

XXI.  The Melancholy Holy Land

XXII. Where The Crusaders Perished

XXIII.  Where The Horses Cried

XXIV.  The Bedouins - Tatterdemalion Vagrants

XXV.  Joseph's Tomb and Jacob's Well

XXVI. I Weep at Adam's Tomb

XXVII. Jerusalem - We Are Surfeited with Sights!

XXVIII.  We Miss Lot's Wife

Roughing It - Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 3

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Roughing It - Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 4

Twain, Mark. Roughing It (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 2. The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 4 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today - Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 5

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Twain, Mark and Charles Dudley Warner.  The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 1. The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 5 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)

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The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today - Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 6

Twain, Mark and Charles Dudley Warner. The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) Vol. 2.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 6 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Sketches New and Old - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 7

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My Watch     

Political Economy     

The Jumping Frog

Journalism in Tennessee

The Story of the Bad Little Boy

The Story of the Good Little Boy

A Couple of Poems by Twain and Moore

Niagara

Answers to Correspondents

To Raise Poultry

Experience of the McWilliamses with Membranous Croup

My First Literary Venture

How the Author was Sold in Newark

The Office Bore

Johnny Greer

The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract

The Case of George Fisher

Disgraceful Persecution of A Boy

The Judge's "Spirited Woman"

Information Wanted

Some Learned Fables, For Good Old Boys and Girls

Some Learned Fables For Good Old Boys and Girls
- Part Second-

Some Learned Fables For Good Old Boys and Girls
- Part Third - 

My Late Senatorial Secretaryship

A Fashion Item

Riley - Newspaper Correspondent

A Fine Old Man

Science vs. Luck

The Late Benjamin Franklin

Mr. Bloke's Item

A Medieval Romance

- Chapter I: The Secret Revealed

- Chapter II: Festivity and Tears

- Chapter III: The Plot Thickens

- Chapter IV: The Awful Revelation

- Chapter V: The Frightful Catastrophe

Petition Concerning Copyright

After-Dinner Speech

Lionizing Murderers

A New Crime

A Curious Dream

A True Story

The Siamese Twins

Speech at the Scottish Banquet in London

A Ghost Story

The Capitoline Venus

Speech on Accident Insurance

John Chinaman in New York

How I Edited an Agricultural Paper

The Petrified Man

My Bloody Massacre

The Undertaker's Chat

Concerning Chambermaids

Aurelia's Unfortunate Young Man

"After" Jenkins

About Barbers

"Party Cries" in Ireland

The Facts Concerning the Recent Resignation

History Repeats Itself

Honored as a Curiosity

First Interview with Artemus Ward

Cannibalism in the Cars

The Killing of Julius Caesar "Localized"

The Widow's Protest

The Scriptural Panoramist

Curing A Cold

A Curious Pleasure Excursion

Running for Governor

A Mysterious Visit

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 8

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Twain, Mark. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.  (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1922) The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 8 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)

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I. Tom Plays, Fights and Hides

II.  The Glorious Whitewasher

III. Busy at War and Love

IV.  Showing Off in Sunday-School

V.  The Pinch-Bug and His Prey

VI.  Tom Meets Becky

VII.  Tick-Running and a Heartbreak

VIII.  A Pirate Bold to Be

IX.  Tragedy in the Graveyard

X. Dire Prophecy of the Howling Dog

XI.  Conscience Racks Tom

XII.  The Cat and the Pain-Killer

XIII.  The Pirate Crew Set Sail

XIV.  Happy Camp of the Freebooters

XV.  Tom's Stealthy Visit Home

XVI.  First Pipes -- "I've Lost My Knife"

XVII.  Pirates at Their Own Funeral

XVIII.  Tom Reveals His Dream Secret

XIX.  The Cruelty of "I Didn't Think"

XX.  Tom Takes Becky's Punishment

XXI.  Eloquence -- And The Masters Gilded Dome

XXII.  Huck Finn Quotes Scripture

XXIII.  The Salvation of Muff Potter

XXIV.  Splendid Days and Fearsome Nights

XXV.  Seeking the Buried Treasure

XXVI.  Real Robbers Seize the Box of Gold

XXVII.  Trembling on the Trail

XXVIII.  In The Lair of Injun Joe

XXIX.  Huck Saves the Widow

XXX.  Tom and Becky in the Cave

XXXI.  Found and Lost Again

XXXII.  "Turn Out! They're Found!"

XXXIII.  The Fate of Injun Joe

XXXIV.  Floods of Gold

XXXV.  Respectable Huck Joins the Gang

Conclusion

A Tramp Abroad - Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 9

Twain, Mark. A Tramp Abroad (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923) Vol. 1.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 9 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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A Tramp Abroad - Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 10

Twain, Mark.  A Tramp Abroad (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923) Vol. 2.  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 10 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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The Prince and the Pauper - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 11

Twain, Mark. The Prince and the Pauper: A Tale for Young People of All Ages (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 11 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Life on the Mississippi - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 12

Twain, Mark. Life on the Mississippi (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 12 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 13

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Twain, Mark. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 13 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)

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I.  I Discover Moses and the Bulrushes

II.  Our Gang's Dark Oath

III.  We Ambuscade the A-rabs

IV.  The Hair-Ball Oracle

V. Pap Starts in on a New Life

VI.  Pap Struggles with the Death Angel

VII.  I Fool Pap and Get Away

VIII.  I Spare Miss Watson's Jim

IX.  The House of Death Floats By

X.  What Comes of Handlin' Snake-Skin

XI.  They're After Us!

XII.  "Better Let Blame Well Alone!"

XIII.  Honest Loot from the "Walter Scott"

XIV.  Was Solomon Wise?

XV. Fooling Poor Old Jim

XVI.  The Rattlesnake-Skin Does Its Work

XVII.  The Grangerfords Take Me In

XVIII.  Why Harney Rode Away for His Hat

XIX.  The Duke and the Dauphin Come Aboard

XX.  What Royalty Did to Parkville

XXI.  An Arkansaw Difficulty

XXII.  Why The Lynching Bee Failed

XXIII.  The Orneriness of Kings

XXIV.  The King Turns Parson

XXV.  All Full of Tears and Flapdoodle

XXVI.  I Steal the King's Plunder

XXVII.  Dead Peter Has His Gold

XXVIII.  Overreaching Don't Pay

XXIX.  I Light Out in the Storm

XXX.  The Gold Saves the Thieves

XXXI.  You Can't Pray A Lie

XXXII.  I Have A New Name

XXXIII.  The Pitiful Ending of Royalty

XXXIV.  We Cheer Up Jim

XXXV.  Dark, Deep-Laid Plans

XXXVI.  Trying to Help Jim

XXXVII.  Jim Gets His Witch-Pie

XXXVIII.  "Here A Captive Heart Busted"

XXXIX.  Tom Writes Nonnamous Letters

XL.  A Mixed-Up and Splendid Rescue

XLI.  "Must 'A' Been Sperits"

XLII.  Why They Didn't Hang Jim

            Chapter The Last. Nothing More to Write.

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 14

Twain, Mark. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 14 - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)

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The American Claimant and Other Stories and Sketches - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 15

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The Weather in This Book

Explanatory

THE AMERICAN CLAIMANT

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

Chapter IV

Chapter V

Chapter VI

Chapter VII

Chapter VIII

Chapter IX

Chapter X

Chapter XI

Chapter XII

Chapter XIII

Chapter XIV

Chapter XV

Chapter XVI

Chapter XVII

Chapter XVIII

Chapter XIX

Chapter XX

Chapter XXI

Chapter XXII

Chapter XXIII

Chapter XXIV

Chapter XXV

Appendix: Weather for Use in this Book


MERRY TALES

The Private History of a Campaign That Failed

Luck

A Curious Experience

Mrs. McWilliams and the Lightning

Meisterschaft: In Three Acts

 - Act I
 - Act II
 - Act III

Playing Courier

Pudd'nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 16

Twain, Mark. Pudd'nhead Wilson and Those Extraordinary Twins (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 16 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc - Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 17

Twain, Mark. Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923) Vol. 1. The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 17 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc - Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 18

Twain, Mark.  Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923) Vol. 2. The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 18 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Tom Sawyer Abroad, Tom Sawyer Detective, and Other Stories - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 19

Twain, Mark.  Tom Sawyer Abroad, Tom Sawyer Detective, and Other Stories (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923).  The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 19 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World, Vol. 1 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 20

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Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World, Vol. 2 - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 21

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Literary Essays - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 22

Twain, Mark. Literary Essays (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 22 - Hathi Trust (read online)

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In Defense of Harriet Shelley

Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses

Traveling with a Reformer

Private History of the "Jumping Frog" Story

Mental Telegraphy

Mental Telegraphy Again

What Paul Bourget Thinks of Us

A Little Note to M. Paul Bourget

The Invalid's Story

Stirring Times in Austria

The German Chicago

Concerning the Jews

About All Kinds of Ships

From The "London Times" of 1904

A Majestic Literary Fossil

At the Appetite Cure

Saint Joan of Arc

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

Chapter IV


In Memoriam

Mary Twain: A Biographical Sketch
by Samuel E. Moffett

The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Essays and Stories - The Writings of Mark Twain Vol. 23

Twain, Mark.  The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Essays and Stories (New York: Gabriel Wells, 1923). The Writings of Mark Twain (1923) Vol. 23  - Hathi Trust (read online in flipbook format)


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The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg

My Début as a Literary Person

The £1,000,000 Bank-Note

The Esquimau Maiden's Romance

My First Lie, and How I Got Out of It

The Belated Russian Passport

Two Little Tales

About Play-Acting

Diplomatic Pay and Clothes

Is He Living or Is He Dead?

My Boyhood Dreams

The Austrian Edison Keeping School Again

The Death Disk

A Double-Barreled Detective Story

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

Chapter IV

Chapter V

Chapter VI

Chapter VII

Chapter VIII

Chapter IX

Chapter X


A Petition to the Queen of England